New Teachers are gold

Today I met my new best friend, and her name is Professor Jungen. She teaches my Nutrition Lab and she is possibly the best human being I've met. She, she's got, ya know white as snow hair ina sweet bowl cut. She (I don't think anyway,this theory will have to observed more) does not possess the muscles that allow one to smile. She makes jokes that like only she finds funny, AND to put the cherry on the top, she has a man voice. She also lacks a personality.
SHE IS A GEM!

In addition, another noteworthy teacher is my super dreamy Adv.Alg & trig professor, HM. He is originally from North Africa and is quite beautiful. beautifullysculptured face/nose, nice lighter brown eyes, broad shoulders, good height, and an accent to die for. I am kind of in love...this is going to be a trying semester.

and lastly, I need to disuss a student in my math class with mr hottie professor. Her name is wendy and she is an adult student (UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!). This woman defines hot mess. Nay, not just hot mess but hot tranny mess. She is a middle aged woman who listens to gangster rapfor starters. I walk into the waiting area outside of class and its me and Wendy and imlike "ugh, Jesus, I don't want to talk to this woman" (may sound rude, but I had to ride the bus with her last semester, and she is just one of thsoe adults who just say shit without really thinking,thus making themselves sound like huge tools, which Wendy kinda is) Anyway, she there all slumped on the floor with her huge headphones, BLARING fitty. I was like..........................................goodness lord in Heaven is this woman for real??
As I stand there ogling her, I take in what she is wearing. She has on a most hideous outfit that consists of a turqoise and sea green striped pullover from like 1992 that clearly should ahve been tossed in 1993. She is also wearing black stone wash denim from probably the same year, and sneakers again from the same year. ANd her hat....
that beautiful garment that crowns all her glory.It was a once-virant-now-dulled-to-almost-grey pink Beanie that she didnt pull down her head all he way, thus leaving all this un-used space atop which gave her a hoboish appearance. Not to mention her very greasy and thin hair, and overly bushy eyebrows, blotchy skin, large protruding nose, etc.
I may sound like a judgemental ass here, but Wendy could be great if she just wore nice clothes. What she had on was just...unacceptable for even sleeping in my opinion. Poor Wendy, she is just caught up in her world of Fitty cent, overly used beanies, and confusion about simple math.
Speaking of which, eminds me I need to relay her classroom behavior. SHe displayed all the classic slaient features of the adult student. Every time a new concept came "Aaaaaaaaah, wait a minuht, I don get it...how didjhya get the numbaaah? why is it that only that one works??"
and Mr Hottie would explain it in his beautiful, flowing accent. And then Wendy would interject and ruin my moment of beauty with her disgusting smokers voice "Yea, but I'm not that faah yet.."
Thank you, Wendy.
And he would keep explaining and she would sit there, looking all glazed over, prolly dreamin about eminemor her lover, Fitty, and j be like "ya..ya..but wait...whats da mutlaplicity??"

this continued for two hours....