Mission for the semester: make Clark befriend me, then slip him my number.
this mission I am breaking into three stages: Planting the seed, tending the seed, producing the plant.
Stage one: I must get him to talk to me. I am currently devising a way to open the lines of conversation with him. It's a bit silly; right now I strive to be near him (in school) yet when I am,I freeze u and can't find the words to say (I actually thought that ppl made that shit up) so, in my non-clark time I need to find a good convo-starter. I was planning on asking a question about the class we're in, but it's so damn easy, I can't think of one without making myselflook retarded. But, it's lookig like classis our only common ground (as far as I can know without talking to him anyway) so I need to think of SOMETHING. Furthermore, I need to do this when its just him and I. I always have lady with me, but when she's around, and he's around, I feel like I have an audience. so, I need to seek him by myself, catch him after class perhaps. that could work...
Any thoughts on what I can ask?
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
I think I was wrong
My original thoughts about Clark were wrong....siiigh.
he's got a lady. Boo that.
he's got a lady. Boo that.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Updates!
So, Professor Jungen has bailed on our lab at least 3x this semester..we've had four classes...does anyone else find this to be, oh I don't know, a problem??
I MISS HER!!! she was a people watcher's dream, and now I have no one to brighten my dull lab experiences...
Things in Health/Nurtition class are getting interesting...
I have a theory. gay Spanish men for some reason only known to the sweet baby jesus above, are innately attracted to me; I'm not trying to sound pompous, but it is fact; my past two ex's have both been Hispanic, and the dude I most recently hooked up with is Spanish. Coincidence? I think not.
However, in Human Health and Nutrition there is one Hispanic student named "Alex". I do not get the gy vibe from him, yet he notices me above everybody else in class (besides his BFFL "Romilda", an Hispanic student who wears blue contacts.....I won't go into this...) and I jsut find it interesting. every tiem I walk by, "Hey Nick!" or, "Nick, you gotta interview or sumthin? You dressed all nice today..." "You dressin' like 98 degreees.."
Personally I never thougt anything of it until my dear friend CB pointed it out to me one day: Is Alex into me? Is he really into guys, but just hiding it? I do not know..
I have my eyes set on a different prize, however, in the form of Clark.....SIIGH
He is my dream lover. And today, he walked by me and my wife, CB, and he commented on how great her fasions were today. HULLO!?!? Clear"I'm gay!" flag. I got all excited at that point. I walk into class, and was all excited, yet I couldn't surreptitiously stare at him or ANYTHING because he sits diagonally behind me; not a good vantage point at all. And then when we were leaving he bolted, as is his wont. Needless to say, I got out of the class as soon as I could ( I was detained by Ms. Slow pants wifey) but I still got some good viewing on his way out.
This is such a school girl crush, and yet I'm lovin' it. I get all giddy when I see him, and it's just exciting..
will it develop into something of a friendship or maybe, jsut maybe something more?
Let's hope so, folks!
Oh! And Wendy totally dropped my math class, so there is another people watchers' dream observation GONE.
But it's cool, because Francis in my Developmental Psych class makes up for it. He answers questions INCESSANTLY!
I can't lie, I've been known to be the obnoxious smarty pants in most all of my classes, but this kid totally trumps even me! And, OF COURSE simple, 3-4 sentence answers are not enough for Francis. No.
He goes On and On and ON!! I swear he thinks that he MUST dictate the entire chapter each time he asnwers a question. Even the teacher is like.."Yeahh..." (you can tell she;s thinking, GOddamn, he stole ALL my thunder!)
UGH. And then his BFFL Kayla is the same way, but with her, its more along the lines of, I just babble when in actuality what I'm saying makes no sense. Mhmm Kids, she's one of those.
"Well, ay know what I mean? It's just like..when my brother was born he ahs ewotuqeo disease,so like with, ya know,...ya know what I mean?"
NO! KAYLA! NO! We DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! IT'S CALLED BEING THOROUGH IN YOUR ANSWERS! THIS IS NOT let's guess what kayla is really trying to say hour, it's developmental psych!!! GET IT RIGHT!
ugh she irritates me.
AND to top it all off, today Francis was wearing a DENIM button down shirt!!!!!!! and HIGH WAISTED khaki's!!! I really just wanted to die then and there?
Like, for realz??
where are we, Kansas? This is Massachusetts, home of the beautifuls. Denim shirts are NOT allowed my sir. I really just wanted to rip it off him and then burn it.
I MISS HER!!! she was a people watcher's dream, and now I have no one to brighten my dull lab experiences...
Things in Health/Nurtition class are getting interesting...
I have a theory. gay Spanish men for some reason only known to the sweet baby jesus above, are innately attracted to me; I'm not trying to sound pompous, but it is fact; my past two ex's have both been Hispanic, and the dude I most recently hooked up with is Spanish. Coincidence? I think not.
However, in Human Health and Nutrition there is one Hispanic student named "Alex". I do not get the gy vibe from him, yet he notices me above everybody else in class (besides his BFFL "Romilda", an Hispanic student who wears blue contacts.....I won't go into this...) and I jsut find it interesting. every tiem I walk by, "Hey Nick!" or, "Nick, you gotta interview or sumthin? You dressed all nice today..." "You dressin' like 98 degreees.."
Personally I never thougt anything of it until my dear friend CB pointed it out to me one day: Is Alex into me? Is he really into guys, but just hiding it? I do not know..
I have my eyes set on a different prize, however, in the form of Clark.....SIIGH
He is my dream lover. And today, he walked by me and my wife, CB, and he commented on how great her fasions were today. HULLO!?!? Clear"I'm gay!" flag. I got all excited at that point. I walk into class, and was all excited, yet I couldn't surreptitiously stare at him or ANYTHING because he sits diagonally behind me; not a good vantage point at all. And then when we were leaving he bolted, as is his wont. Needless to say, I got out of the class as soon as I could ( I was detained by Ms. Slow pants wifey) but I still got some good viewing on his way out.
This is such a school girl crush, and yet I'm lovin' it. I get all giddy when I see him, and it's just exciting..
will it develop into something of a friendship or maybe, jsut maybe something more?
Let's hope so, folks!
Oh! And Wendy totally dropped my math class, so there is another people watchers' dream observation GONE.
But it's cool, because Francis in my Developmental Psych class makes up for it. He answers questions INCESSANTLY!
I can't lie, I've been known to be the obnoxious smarty pants in most all of my classes, but this kid totally trumps even me! And, OF COURSE simple, 3-4 sentence answers are not enough for Francis. No.
He goes On and On and ON!! I swear he thinks that he MUST dictate the entire chapter each time he asnwers a question. Even the teacher is like.."Yeahh..." (you can tell she;s thinking, GOddamn, he stole ALL my thunder!)
UGH. And then his BFFL Kayla is the same way, but with her, its more along the lines of, I just babble when in actuality what I'm saying makes no sense. Mhmm Kids, she's one of those.
"Well, ay know what I mean? It's just like..when my brother was born he ahs ewotuqeo disease,so like with, ya know,...ya know what I mean?"
NO! KAYLA! NO! We DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! IT'S CALLED BEING THOROUGH IN YOUR ANSWERS! THIS IS NOT let's guess what kayla is really trying to say hour, it's developmental psych!!! GET IT RIGHT!
ugh she irritates me.
AND to top it all off, today Francis was wearing a DENIM button down shirt!!!!!!! and HIGH WAISTED khaki's!!! I really just wanted to die then and there?
Like, for realz??
where are we, Kansas? This is Massachusetts, home of the beautifuls. Denim shirts are NOT allowed my sir. I really just wanted to rip it off him and then burn it.
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